Simple Illusion Complex

May 26

[video]

Ladies, ladies, there’s no need to be intimidated by my animalistic and rugged good looks. Go ahead, feel free to admit your undying love for me, dont be shy. Bahahah, the lady at Jack in the Crack giving me googly eyes has led me to believe I am a desirable sex object XD

Got some new kicks, slight discount because of a few scuffs. You take what you get when you wear a size 13. Also got hooked up at gamestop, which was sweet. 2 for 1, so I ended up with Mass Effect 3 and UFC Undisputed 3… Sometimes it pays to be so god damned good looking. Bahahahah ;P

May 25

I just want to be a part of your life

moosedressedlikeanecklace:

I think I could use a little break.

awiesike:

Serj.

(via moosedressedlikeanecklace)

There goes another one

Another person out of my life for no apparent reason.

I really wish people would start telling me WHY they stop talking to me completely.

It’s hard, not knowing what you’ve done wrong.

My mom just signed a pink slip for a car

It’s used and beat up

But we havent had a car for many years

This is going to change our lives for the better.

bonesy-dekay:

YES! This is amazing!

bahahah

(Source: ecidnakknewyoudneverfly, via eyesofalateralus)

(Source: dirtygoods-, via fuckyeah-maglovin)